Yardwork

I hate my life. I feel like there's one thing bringing me down, and I'm gonna sound like an idiot for saying it but its true. Yardwork.
It takes over everything. Much of my "sweet" 16 was spent raking pine needles out of vine-like groundcover. There were days I had friends over and I had to cut the grass while they sat inside and waited for me. Another time, I had a classmate over to help with a school project and Dad recruited him to do yardwork as well. I had to cancel many dates with my girlfriend (now ex) because of "needing" to do something outside. And the day I found out my grandpa died... I spent the rest of the day painting the goddamn house.
It's bullshit. I hate it. I've made myself throw up to get out of it. But even then, it's almost like when I'm not around, the yardwork part of the world stops and waits for me to return.
And it's not just the house we live in either. My dad bought a house to rent out, and guess who he takes every time someone other than him needs to do something. Yup. Me.
It'd be fine if I was actually the only one who could do these things, but I'm not. I have an 18 year old brother who apparently doesn't have to do anything outside because he goes to school. I went to school, and had a job and a girlfriend and apparently that wasn't enough to get me out of work. Whatever...
I mentioned painting the house. My brother had to do one part, that's it. The wall on the side of the garage. My parents said that if he didn't do it, that he'd have to do all the yardwork for the rest of the season. Did he do the wall? No. Did he have to do all the work outside? Of course not. "Hey Jason, your brother is studying for AP exams this weekend and you won't be able to do anything next weekend because you're getting your wisdom teeth pulled. You cut all the grass this weekend and your brother will do all of it next weekend." Guess who's cut all the grass two weekends in a row? Yeah, I think you get the point.
I've bitched and rambled enough for now. I just needed to vent a bit I guess. But yeah, this is just a bit of what goes on inside my fucked up head...

NEW BLOG!!!! (possibly)

So I've been quite sick lately, and a friend let me sign in to their Netflix where I found what used to be one of my favorite shows on Nickelodeon… DANNY PHANTOM!!!
I've decided I'm gonna watch as many as I can and review/talk about me on another blog. There will be a link below, once I write the first post.
(I got inspired to do this when I read this blog about the Goosebumps books [http://www.bloggerbeware.com])

LazyAppReview #1 - YouTube Capture

To watch the video, click here!
(I'll embed it soon)

This is the first video in my probably-not-long-running "Lazy App Review" series. Today's app: YouTube Capture (made by Google). It's not bad, but I find it strange that there's not a way to add a description to your video, which I found out while I was trying to upload this. Ironically, this means I'm using the native iOS share option.


PROS: Great idea to share videos to all your social networks at once • Color Correction and Image Stabilization • Built in 'YouTube Soundtracks'

CONS: Crashed multiple times • Couldn't seem to connect to my G+ circles • Inability to add a description or tags or category to video

Overall: ★★★☆☆

Mistakes We've Made

As he lay there dying, his still-beating heart being ripped out of his chest, he had but one thought...
"I miss you, m'love."

Will He Blend? (A Rediculous Short Story)

   Imagine that the "Will It Blend?" guy has gone crazy. His videos are not as popular as they used to be and he is obsessed, looking for a way to make the best "Will It Blend?" video of all time. He decides to blend HIMSELF!!!
   However, he knows that voluntarily jumping into a giant blender and turning it on is something he probably won't willingly do, so he decides the only option he has is to clone himself, and put the clone in the blender.
   What he didn't think about was the clone having the same strength as himself, so he makes another clone to help him put the first clone into the giant blender. He didn't plan on the two clones deciding that HE should go into the blender. He manages to escape them and hide in a closet, but the clones are clever. The two original clones make even more clones so they can find the original guy faster. One of the clones' clones finds the original guy in the closet, but the original guy hits the clone with a mop, and manages to escape again.
   The clones' clone calls for help, and soon the original guy is being chased by the clones and the clones' clones. He runs out of the building, and into a nearby field. The group of clones chase behind the original guy. However, due to the equal strength and stamina of the original guy, the clones, and the clones' clones, this fearful chase is one that will go on until the end of time...



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